commit 97a49a8ce01caf2e6bf05abe418ac07d77c0ff19
parent fc23df7f63aaea26af64281ca627543e071cf101
Author: Alex Balgavy <alex@balgavy.eu>
Date: Wed, 3 Feb 2021 11:40:51 +0100
Quote cleanup
Diffstat:
| M | server.rb | | | 149 | +++++++++++++++++++------------------------------------------------------------ |
1 file changed, 36 insertions(+), 113 deletions(-)
diff --git a/server.rb b/server.rb
@@ -2,135 +2,58 @@ require 'socket'
require 'time'
confucius = [
- "it take square ass to shit a brick.",
- "woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.",
- "man who fart in church sit in own pew.",
- "baseball very funny game - man with 4 balls no can walk!",
- "woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.",
- "man who fly plane upside down have crackup.",
- "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.",
- "woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.",
- "secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.",
+ "America Good Place to Put Chinese restaurant.",
+ "Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy.",
"a girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.",
- "support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!",
- "man who run behind car get exhausted.",
- "man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.",
- "man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.",
- "baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission, grow up to be shiftless bastard.",
- "man who lay girl on hill not on level.",
- "boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.",
- "kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.",
- "man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.",
- "man with atletic finger make broad jump.",
- "squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.",
- "he who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.",
- "man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss baloons.",
- "man who lose key to apartment not get new key.",
- "he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.",
+ "american beer like sex on boat. Both fucking close to water.",
+ "baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.",
+ "baseball very funny game - man with 4 balls no can walk!",
+ "boy who play with himself pulls boner.",
+ "crowded elevator smells different to midget.",
"even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.",
- "the hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.",
- "boy with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.",
- "man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.",
- "man who lay woman on ground have peace (piece) on earth.",
- "man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands..",
- "man who run behind car get exhausted.",
- "man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.",
- "wash your face in the morning, neck at night.",
- "man who stand on toilet get high on pot.",
- "man who fly upside-down have crack up!",
"he who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.",
- "man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.",
- "man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.",
- "woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.",
- "man who fart in church sit in own pew.",
- "baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!",
- "woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.",
- "man who fly plane upside down have crackup.",
- "when lady say no, she mean maybe; when lady say maybe, she mean yes; when lady say yes, she no lady.",
- "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.",
- "woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.",
- "a girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.",
- "man who run behind car get exhausted.",
- "man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.",
- "man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.",
- "man who lay girl on hill not on level.",
- "boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.",
- "kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.",
- "man who marries a girl with no bust has right to fell low down.",
- "man with atletic finger make broad jump.",
- "squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.",
- "he who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.",
- "man who go to bed with sex on mind, wakes with solution in hand.",
- "he who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.",
- "there is no such thing as rape; Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.",
- "man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.",
- "man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.",
+ "he who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet!",
"he who pull out to fast leave rubber behind.",
"he who refuses to listen is lying.",
+ "he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.",
+ "he who sniffs Coke, drowns.",
"he who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.",
- "he who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.",
- "man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.",
- "America Good Place to Put Chinese restaurant.",
+ "it take square ass to shit a brick.",
+ "lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!",
+ "man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.",
"man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.",
- "woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.",
+ "man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.",
"man who fart in church sit in own pew.",
- "baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!",
- "woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.",
+ "man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs.",
"man who fly plane upside down have crackup.",
- "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.",
- "woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.",
- "a girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.",
- "man who run behind car get exhausted.",
- "man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.",
"man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.",
- "baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.",
+ "man who go to bed with sex on mind, wakes with solution in hand.",
+ "man who have woman on ground have piece on earth.",
"man who lay girl on hill not on level.",
- "boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.",
- "kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.",
- "man who marries a girl with no bust has right to fell low down.",
- "man with atletic finger make broad jump.",
- "squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.",
- "he who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.",
- "he who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.",
- "he who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet!",
- "man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.",
+ "man who lose key to apartment not get new key.",
+ "man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down.",
"man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.",
- "he who pull out to fast leave rubber behind.",
- "he who refuses to listen is lying.",
- "he who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.",
- "he who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.",
- "man who have woman on ground have piece on earth.",
- "woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup.",
- "man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.",
- "man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.",
- "man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.",
- "man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.",
- "he who pull out to fast leave rubber behind.",
- "man with hands in pockets feel foolish, Man with hole in pocket feel nuts.",
- "man who lay woman on ground have peace (piece) on earth.",
+ "man who run behind car get exhausted, man who run in front of car get tired.",
"man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.",
- "secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.",
- "it take square ass to shit a brick.",
- "woman who not practise sex before marriage is sentenced to an indeterminate length.",
- "he who sniffs Coke, drowns.",
- "crowded elevator smells different to midget.",
- "lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!",
- "to make egg roll, push it.",
- "Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy.",
- "man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.",
- "man who lay girl on hill, not on level.",
- "man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs.",
- "boy who play with himself pulls boner.",
- "woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.",
- "man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down.",
- "man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.",
- "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.",
- "american beer like sex on boat. Both fucking close to water.",
+ "man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss baloons.",
+ "man who stand on toilet get high on pot.",
"man who walk with head held high will not see dog poop on sidewalk.",
- "man with both feet firmly planted on ground has difficulty putting on pants.",
+ "man who run through airport turnstile is going to Bangkok.",
"man who wears tight pants is like cheap hotel, no ballroom.",
- "man who walks through metal detector sideways, is going to Bangkok.",
+ "man with both feet firmly planted on ground has difficulty putting on pants.",
+ "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.",
"many nails to build a crib, one screw to fill it."
+ "secretary not permanent till screwed on desk.",
+ "squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.",
+ "support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!",
+ "the hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.",
+ "to make egg roll, push it.",
+ "wash your face in the morning, neck at night.",
+ "when lady say no, she mean maybe; when lady say maybe, she mean yes; when lady say yes, she no lady.",
+ "woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.",
+ "woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.",
+ "woman who not practise sex before marriage is sentenced to an indeterminate length.",
+ "woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town."
]
server = TCPServer.new('0.0.0.0', ENV["PORT"])
