confucius

commit fc23df7f63aaea26af64281ca627543e071cf101
parent 75149af145dcce00ec803e47b1c0f9fc30923bae
Author: Alex Balgavy <alex@balgavy.eu>
Date:   Wed,  3 Feb 2021 11:29:55 +0100

More quotes idk

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server.rb
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1 file changed, 7 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)
diff --git a/server.rb b/server.rb
@@ -62,7 +62,6 @@ confucius = [
   "he who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.",
   "man who go to bed with sex on mind, wakes with solution in hand.",
   "he who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.",
-  "he who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet!",
   "there is no such thing as rape; Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.",
   "man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.",
   "man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.",
@@ -125,7 +124,13 @@ confucius = [
   "woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.",
   "man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down.",
   "man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.",
-  "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
+  "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.",
+  "american beer like sex on boat. Both fucking close to water.",
+  "man who walk with head held high will not see dog poop on sidewalk.",
+  "man with both feet firmly planted on ground has difficulty putting on pants.",
+  "man who wears tight pants is like cheap hotel, no ballroom.",
+  "man who walks through metal detector sideways, is going to Bangkok.",
+  "many nails to build a crib, one screw to fill it."
 ]
 
 server = TCPServer.new('0.0.0.0', ENV["PORT"])